The Attack Of Alphathulu

                                           PRIVATE: Sir, I have the information you requested.

                                                           (Looks left cautiously)

                                                        (Looks right cautiously)

                                                       (Whispering) He's back.

                                               Whoah!!! What's going on, sir? Sir? SIR???

                                                    Commander? Where are you?!?

                                                                I gotta find him!!!

                            What is.... NO. It can't be... But it IS!!! It's actually ALPHATHULU!!!

                                                       And he's got the general!

                                                        A 50 cal should bring him down.

                 Incredible! A half a dozen rounds and he's shruggin' em off like marshmallows!!!

                                                        Wha- He's turning around!

                ALPHATHULU: How dare you try to defeat the mighty Alphathulu! You'll pay for that!

                                                                            Oh, boy.

                                        COMMANDER:  For god's sake, SAVE ME, Private!

                                      PRIVATE: This is the end. This is the ding dong end...

                                                                           WAIT...

                                                        JAMES! MITCH! COME HERE!

                                                    (James and Mitch) Waddaya need?

                                         PRIVATE: Both of you, grab a gun. I have an idea...

                                                          JAMES: This is insane.

                                                        MITCH: It's not gonna work.

                                                 PRIVATE: Believe me, it's gonna work.

                                                   JAMES: Okay. MITCH: Whatever.

                                                     PRIVATE: Okay. Ready... Aim... FIRE!!!

           JAMES AND MITCH: (Sarcastically, as this is part of their plan) Awwwww. We missed.

               ALPHATHULU: Ho dare you shoot at me. You imbeciles are just more dinner for me.

  (Alphathulu drops the general to pick up Mitch and James) Finally. Some strong souls to munch on.

                                                  PRIVATE: Commander! Are you okay?

                                                   COMMANDER: Yes, yes. I'm fine.

       JAMES: Okay, Mitch. Now's our chance (they raise their guns towards Alphathulu's head).

                                                                           FIRE!!!

              AAAAGGG! You puny beasts! Look what you've done! You will pay! You will-

                                         JAMES AND MITCH: Here we gooooooooooooo!!!

                                               THOKKK!!! JAMES AND MITCH: Ouch.

Alphathulu died that day, and Mitchell and James Bricker were awarded the medal of honor. "Private's" name was disguised for security reasons, which I will tell about in other stories.

A copy of Alphathulu's program was found and is going to be posted at this link: www.mindstorms.com. Go to "COMMUNITY" at the top of the page, click on"NXTLOG" instead of books, and search minifig2222 to go to my profile. It should be there.

                                              Alphathulu is a trademark of MindstormMan.